tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90005557427166272202011-04-21T21:16:27.009-07:00Schmittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04464124732404162896noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000555742716627220.post-50231244950731125892008-09-02T17:22:00.000-07:002008-09-02T18:34:38.287-07:00So.... My idiot, brain dead dog decided that she would try to run through the screen door. Well, this time she didn't just put a hole in the screen. Nope, she knocked it off of the tracks, AND dented the frame past repair. The silver lining to this cloud, is that the industrial strength dog proof screen that I had installed actually worked!<br /><br />If you're keeping score at home, we're scoring this one Lucy 1 - Screen Door 0<br /><br />So we're at Lowe's. Ya gotta love Lowe's!!! Matthew stops by the book area, and picks up a princess book. We are on our way to find the screen doors... I can't find them so I ask. I lookat the doors, and then, when going to find the family, I pass the light covering section (I broke a light cover in our basement last year trying to change a light bulb before I figured out how to open the lights) I was happy to discover this (I had previously searched the light section high and low to no avail), and I went to tell the good news to my family who were reading princess books in aisle 5. We're in front of the light cover area and we start debating which pattern we have. <strong>All of a sudden</strong> a midget punches me in the nuts!!! This little 3'4" person hauled off and punched me in the balls!! My son had hauled off and nailed me below the belt. And it hurt!!! There I am doubled over in pain, in the screen door aisle. My wife is laughing, my son is cracking up. I'm close to laughing, but in too much pain to laugh.This unprovoked attack can only have been caused by one thing... The Princess Book!<br /><br />Say NO to Princess Books!!!<br /><br />MATTHEW 1 KEVIN 0<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9000555742716627220-5023124495073112589?l=twokidstwodogsnominivan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Schmittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04464124732404162896noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000555742716627220.post-90599306277891939962008-09-01T12:45:00.000-07:002008-09-01T13:00:58.159-07:00My wife set up my blog, so this probably won't last long, and you will (she will) probably be the only one to read this.<br /><br />My son and I play hockey in the drive way now!!! We need to get a net... I'll have him ask Santa for one!<br /><br />Till next time keep your head up, and your stick on the ice!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9000555742716627220-9059930627789193996?l=twokidstwodogsnominivan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Schmittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04464124732404162896noreply@blogger.com2